Going forward, fans of corporatespeak can add value by purposefully impacting this blog's paradigm through emailing examples of poorly-structured, jargon-filled writing encountered to jeffjargon@gmail.com. Circle back and maximize the initiative by facilitating translations to set a new standard of excellence if so inclined...synergy.
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“Consultant-speak comes with the territory at a great client-service oriented firm like [company]. We all love to ramp up, leverage, operationalize, and add value. Our work products are mission-critical, granular, actionable, holistic, and scalable….”
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Excerpt from internal company newsletter, by way of P.
Had to make the first post strong. I swear this is real.
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