Going forward, fans of corporatespeak can add value by purposefully impacting this blog's paradigm through emailing examples of poorly-structured, jargon-filled writing encountered to jeffjargon@gmail.com. Circle back and maximize the initiative by facilitating translations to set a new standard of excellence if so inclined...synergy.
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“…This is going to force you to think upstream in terms of the pre-field conversation.”
Jeff Jargon got caught upstream in a pre-field conversation once. Washed him halfway to Calgary. Hair stunk something fierce for days after. Now when he scratches his chin his left eye closes. No one should be forced into that.
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